WORDS WOMEN USE

  

(1) Fine:This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 
 
     
(2) Five Minutes:  If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 
  

(3) Nothing:  This is the calm before the storm.   This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.    
 
  
(4) Go Ahead:  This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!     
   
    
(5) Loud Sigh:  This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.   (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) 
 
    
(6) That's Okay:  This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.   
(7) Thanks:  A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all.   DO NOT say "you're we come" ... that will bring on a "whatever"). 
 
(8) Whatever:  Is a women's way of saying ____ YOU! 
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:  Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.

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